While most things come and many things go when calendar pages are turned, there are a few things that are constant whether your fridge calendar has landscapes or Rockwell paintings or wet tshirts and pepperonis. No matter the month, bacon is always in season, TMFB is always God and every week has a TWOSDAY!!!
We are going in a slightly different direction this Twosday. Weekly, we have showcased ladies whose front yards cast their own shadows. At times, we have given you boobage that could eclipse the friggin moon, fahchrissake. This week we are going all scientific on your perverted asses. I have postulated my own hypothesis, a theorem if you will. Hey, I'm like the Pythagarus of the Pontoons. Today I offer the Shitzngiggilum Theorem: B's and C's can top D's if they show up in the right place wearing the right things. In other words, it is not always the size of the sweater or the depth of the cleavage, but rather the timing of the appearance.
This week's cover girl proves this theory in a big banging kinda way. Kaley Cuoco, best known as Penny on Big Bang Theory, has had my attention since the first time she showed up in a belly shirt and pajama pants. Sure, she isn't making much shade with her girls, but she fo sho knows how to make them the center of attention. Of course, walking into a room of douche bag physics geeks wearing Green Hornet costumes makes it easy to notice her. But then again, this proves my theory, right?