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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Mayor Bloomberg, You Owe Me a Quarter, Asshole!
"If I had to guess 25 cents, this would be exactly that. Homegrown, or maybe a mentally deranged person, or somebody with a political agenda that doesn't like the health care bill or something. It could be anything."
So said Michael Bloomberg, alleged mayor of NYC, Monday night to Katie Couric about the failed car bomb attempt in Times Square. Sure, Mr. Mayor... someone is pissed about health care and they decide to build a bomb and blow up New York City. Are you sure it wasn't George W.? Of course, Ms. Couric most undoubtedly felt a quiver in her nether-region at the implication that it might be some conservative Tea Partier behind the Nissan Firecracker. Bloomberg was not the only one to take a page from Billy Clinton's drivel from a few weeks ago... some asshat named Robert Dreyfus wrote the following: "It seems far more likely to me that the perpetrator of the bungled Times Square bomb plot was either a lone nut job or a member of some squirrely branch of the Tea Party, anti-government far right." On his Obama is My God website, Dreyfus claims to be an "investigative journalist from Alexandria, VA specializing in politics and national security." Good investigation, you dumb prick!! First, the Obamanites out there tried painting the Tea Party protesters as bad spellers... and when that didn't work, they hauled out the homophobic and racist accusations. And now the Tea Party supporters are CAR BOMBERS????? WHAT THE FUCK?!! Give it up shitheads!
In more of the same typical bullshit, liberals everywhere jumped on the bandwagon like a National Guard truck full of water. The national media and other lefties were not only hoping, BUT PRAYING that the Times Square terrorist was an angry American. You could almost hear the fukkin weeping when the arrest of one Faisal Shahzad was announced. WHAT???? An Islamic terrorist? SHOCKING! Noooo.... this was supposed to be the end of the Tea Party! What went wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong: Shahzad has connections to the Taliban and has now become the most recognizable Pakistani in NYC since Babu was deported after Kramer and Jerry lost his visa renewal form.
Well, Mr. Mayor, once you get that big fukkin left foot out of your piehole, you might want to get on the horn and try to find Mr. Shahzad a good attorney in NYC. He gonna need it.
Oh... and for a moment can we talk about this bomber? I know nothing about car bombs except the kind you get at Halligan Tavern made with Baileys and Jameson... but it seems to me that this guy made himself a regular Car Bomb Stew... get a little bit of every ingredient you ever read about and stuff it in a truck and light it on fire. Don't get me wrong... I am sure this was one dangerous mutha fukkah... but there is something a bit curious about children's alarm clock duct taped to some propane canisters and fireworks and sitting on a pile of shit in the back of a Pathfinder. One thing for sure... I'm betting the Toyota people are sure happy it was not a 4Runner in the story. They have had enough bad publicity already.