Monday, August 23, 2010
Ugly Duckling Offers A Cy of Relief
So here is Buchholz nearing the end of September and is now the leader in the clubhouse in the fahkin Cy Young race. The dude from Lumberton, Texas with the fahkin horror movie eyes is now 15-5 with a 2.26 ERA! But even more impressive than his numbers is his proof that money, fame and a uniform goes a lot further than looks. The Clayman hooked himself a keeper of huge proportions in Lindsey Clubine, his way hot bride. Screw the Cy Young... now we know why he is pitching lights out... keeping his pitch count down so he can get his ass home and knock uglies with a supermodel. Can you believe it????