Thursday, September 2, 2010
Circle Jerk? Now That's Funny!
Earl, I refuse to give in to your threats. You will not see me waste perfectly good masking tape on my windows, nor will you see me rushing the aisles of the supermarket, stepping on ol’ Mrs. Clifford’s 38 longs just to get the last gallon of water. Sure, you are a hurricane now! But let’s face it… by the time you get here, you will be nothing but a windy day of rain. I remember Bob and I remember Gloria… storms that were going to destroy the New England coast… pussy storms. Oh, I am going to that football game tomorrow night. I am bringing an umbrella and I might even wear a Hefty bag poncho. But I am not changing my plans.