Thursday, October 14, 2010

He's Gone Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs. THEY WILL WORK WITH ME

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Okay, now that they are gone, I can get down to business.

You all know I suspected it... but I think there is some proof out there that our wonderful President is one delusional sad sack of woe.  Faced with the possible (some say pretty fahkin likely) scenario of the Elephants taking a shitload of seats away from the Donkeys in 20 days, Obie is now talking about how he would deal if his party loses their majority.  And surprise surprise surprise.... he is putting the onus on the Republicans.  Directly from an interview with New York Times Magazine (aka The Obama Hit Parade), he says the other side of the aisle is going to learn to work with him.  HUH?   Seriously... HUH???
"It may be that regardless of what happens after this election, they feel more responsible, either because they didn't do as well as they anticipated, and so the strategy of just saying no to everything and sitting on the sidelines and throwing bombs didn't work for them, or they did reasonably well, in which case the American people are going to be looking to them to offer serious proposals and work with me in a serious way."
So let me get this straight...  translating ObieSpeak here:  If the Republicans do not do well in the elections, then they are going to have to start giving in to the Democrat agenda (in a twisted kind of way, that at least makes sense).  But if the GOP does fare well and somehow assumes a majority, he says the Americans are going to want them to work with the Democrat agenda.  What the fuck?     Mr. President, HERE IS A CLUE FOR YOU:  It was President Obama in the Rose Garden with the Candlestick up his ass.  No, seriously, here is the deal:  If the American voters speak in 20 days and kick a shitload of donkeys out of office, it is YOU and YOUR PARTY that might need to reconsider some of YOUR agenda.

B. Hussein also expressed some regrets about his first two years in office, not the least of which is that he allowed the Republicans to make him out to be "the same old tax and spend Democrat."  Hellooooooooo.... earth to Barack....  it's your taxing and spending that has made you out to be a tax and spend Democrat.  A kajillion dollars to bail out banks, auto industries and Harvard professors!  Sounds like spending to me.  That is like when a wife asks her husband, "Does this dress make my ass look fat?"  The correct answer here, of course, is:  "No, honey.  It's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat." 

He also regrets focusing only on policy and ignoring the sales pitch to the public.  Now he has not only gone cukoo for cocoa puffs, he is insulting the American public.  It is apparent that Obama believes the problems his party is facing have little to do with substance and more to do with lack of marketing.  Joe Biden is quoted as saying that Democrats are not running on stimulus, healthcare or finanical reform because it is "too hard to explain to voters."  Any voter not insulted by that bullshit should not be allowed in the ballot stall. 

I'm done here....   toodle loo shitheads!

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