|The dirty minds see it........|
Back to church....To hell with wafers and wine... help yerself to a Christmas Tree sugar cookie and dip it in yer Bloody Mary. It's Sunday Go To Meetin' Time and the altar at Our Lady of the Nice Rack is all a splendor with holiday shit. We got poinsettas, candy canes, wooden soldiers and more snowflakes than you can shake a dick at. I mean stick. Whoops! And we brought in friggin' Whoopi Goldberg's Jewish Christmas Choir to raise the gawdam roof with alleluias and meshu-gehs!
Today's reading is from the First Letter of Epstein's Mother to Mr. Kotter, aka "Bullshit Excuses"
Yep... you are reading CNN correctly. Hillary is bailing out on having to testify by claiming to be sick. Yep, a stomach virus and a minor concussion on Saturday and she won't be able to talk on Thursday. I thought I was the master of the "I can't come to work, I'm shitting my guts out" excuse. But now our Secretary of State is pulling one out of my bag of tricks just to get out of facing tough questions on how Obie and his staff handled the Libyan attacks. "Sorry, Mr. President. I cannot testify. I'm shitting brown water like a fire hose." CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS ONCE AGAIN! Suck it up, Hill... loosen that pony tail and maybe your headache will go away.