So anyhooz, I did mention that today was Twosday, right? Well, time to go all cougar on your asses. October 4th, 1946 was a Friday. But it should have been a Twosday, I tell ya. Cuz that's the day the good lawd gave us Susan Sarandon and started the groundwork on one fine pair of twins. From parading around in her bra in Rocky Horror Picture Show to heating up the locker room in Bull Durham, Sarandon has had the eye of men for years. Today, the lovely Susan is getting senior citizen coffee discounts and Medicare. But I'll be damned if those girls of hers don't look fan-fahkin-tastic!!! At 66, there's a little length to them... but come on!!
Of course, I would be remiss if I did not offer this disclaimer: Susan Sarandon's political viewpoints render her a jackass on this page. She would have been happy to drop 40 thousand bucks on a plate of pasta in Boston yesterday. But her other two viewpoints are strong enough to make one forget she's an Obamaholic. So let's give Susan Sarandon a good old fashioned Shitz n Giggles right-sided, NRA loving welcome to the front page!!! After all, it's all about the ta-tas.
|Whoever came with the idea of hot actresses in low cut dresses kneeling down to put their hand prints on the sidewalks of Hollywood should be recognized as Man Club Dude of the Year!|
|Yes, Janet, that is Dr. Frankenfurter in those fishnets!|
|And again at 60!!! Sir Isaac Newton was wrong!|
|The apples don't fall far from the mamma apples!|