Brady actually had a pretty decent day, in my perfectly correct opinion. Not outstanding, but certainly good enough to come home a winnah. Dude was in sync with Minitron and DLDola. The Pasty White Boys combined for 23 catches and 260 something yahds. Shit, Brady threw to those two guys 33 times out of his 54 pass attempts. But with all that, the importance of Honky Tonk BaGronkadonk was way fahkin' evident in those last 4 plays from the 18 yard line. If he's there, they score. Pretty simple. Suffice it to say, throwing to Oompa Loompas on a shortened field is a whole lot more difficult than finding a fukkin' Bumble open on the end line (unless he is being bear-hugged in front of a bad official).
Patriot Nation needs to accept the fact that what you see from this hobbled edition of Hoodie's team is what you are gonna get going forward. The notion that they are this close to the #1 seed with all of these freakin' injuries is reegawdamdiculous in its own right. Guess Solder got another knock to the grape and he sat out the second half yesterday. What they have managed to do is remarkable when you look at other riddled teams in the league... read Atlanta Falcons and Green Bay Packers. Atlanta lost some serious weapons early on and nosedived from a #2 seed last year to a cellah dwellah in line for the top pick. The Pack lost Discount Doublecheck a month ago and have been a shit storm ever since. (The only reason they won yesterday is because they were facing Tony Blomo in December - i.e. a guaranteed win)
The Patriots lost yesterday because their defense is horrendous. No other reason. The offense was stellar at times, although they did go whisky dick at the end of two long drives that really could have been the difference between a Gisele dance and a TMFB press conference shitty bomb. These may be the worst collection of linebackers this side of Dallas. Officer Hightower cannot cover a pimple with a bandaid! Nor can Jamie Collins or Dane Fletcher. And that's all you got at the LB spot. With Talib nursing a bum hip, he has not been the same. However, we did not see him much yesterday which tells me he did a pretty good fukkin' job defending. Wallace was being defended by, GASP, Arrington much of the day. So there ya go. Still, the Pats had the game in hand. All they had to do was snuff a bubble screen on 4th and 5 with 2 minutes to go. But instead, Fletcher and Hightower overpursued the edge and Dennard was kicked out, which gave Charles Clay just enough room to gain SIX FUKKIN YAHDS!!! That game winning drive got a head start, too. That's because Gostowski could not keep his kickoff in bounds! Fahcrisake Ski, the field is 53 friggin' yahds wide!!! You were kicking off into the seats most of the game. So what the fuk??? How do you find the sidelines at that particular time??? Aarghhhhhhh! (Hey, but at least our long snappah did not bounce ball off the nose of the holdah, LOOZAHS!! - come on, I need something!)
I bet you did not know that, along with Gisele's cave dance and the Bruin Bear Dance that are played in victory, there is also the much lesser utilized Boston Loser Dance. Behold.... and sorry!