This week, he lit up the fukkin' White House like a bag of Skittles and his pole washers are calling this a victory for his administration. Maybe they ought to do a little research. Like his home city (no, not Kenya), he changes with the wind.
But hey, the Pope is coming to meet him next week. Guess he'll be against gay marriage on that day.
Not to be outdone, Ol' Firepants herself is shouting victory with the Supreme Court decision, forgetting that YouTube can be quite the thorny little enema. Bitch.