Thursday, September 3, 2015

Brady Ruling Vacated! ESPN To Appeal?

To the Gingah Hammah...  how you like the feel of balls bouncin' off your chin, Douchey McDouchebag?

First.... let's cue the Victory Dance!!!

Rodjah got slapped silly today by the good judge from NYC.  Not necessarily because TMFB is innocent (I insist that he is, by the way).  But because Goodell is a power-delusional fuck knob who thinks he can just wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at him (thanks Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail - you didn't bother to ask, did you?).

In case you missed it, the world is round, Kanye's a prick and TMFB is playing next week.  That's because Judgey Wudgey Dick Berman did not think much of the NFL's ahem "independent" investigation and ensuing arbitration circle jerk.  That's also because, as John Harbaugh can attest, Brady and the Pats know the rule book better than ANYONE.  And they don't have to tell you what they know until they have used that knowledge to pummel you into submission.

It was not eligible receiver formations this time.  It was understanding the term "fundamental fairness" as it applies in federal statutes to judicial analysis of arbiter findings.  Much like the Ravens had no fukkin' clue who to cover and why back in January, NFL attorneys and their carrot topped leader were completely blindsided by "fundamental fairness."   And Judge Berman beat 'em over the head with the Terrell Suggs Ugly Stick for being such morons.

Editah-in-Cheef with today's decision from the Most Honorable Richard Berman
I read the 40 page decision so you won't have to.  Unless of course you want ten minutes of alone time with some amazing sports porn.  Then go find it and read it.  But let me give you the crib notes:
Tom Brady's suspension is vacated effective immediately.  Roger Goodell and his attorneys are fence-post stupid.  The Clerk is respectfully requested to close cases 15 Civ. 5916 and 15 Civ. 5982.
The judge took a shit on the appeal hearing for three reasons:  1) Inadequate notice to Brady of both his potential discipline and his alleged misconduct (He was never told he could be suspended for failing to cooperate); 2) Denial of opportunity for Brady to question a lead investigator (He was not allowed to call Dan Pash during the appeal); and 3) Denial of equal access to files, notes and witnesses during the appeal.  So basically, Goodell, Wells, Pash et al set out to corn hole Brady with a splintered stick, fundamental fairness be damned!!

The beauty of this is that the NFL was the fukkin' PLAINTIFF in this case.  That's because they were so afraid of the NFLPA filing an appeal in Minnesota that they ran their little asses up the street to Judge Berman's court and filed their complaint first.  You read that right... after "winning" the appeal, Goodell filed a complaint with the courts, just so that he could control where the case would be heard.  Dumb fuck!!

Goodell has a bigger sense of invincibility than the friggin' Clintons.  Word is out that he is appealing.  Unbelievable.  Maybe someone should have educated Dirty Red in the basic unavoidable rules of life:  death, taxes, Lindsay Lohan relapses and TOM BRADY DOES NOT LOSE!!!!   Well, unless you have velcro on your helmet.

To my knowledge, there is no truth to the rumor that immediately upon hearing the decision, ESPN announced that they would appeal the decision to the highest courts.

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