Look at that hot mess last night at the end of the third quarter and imagine yourself a gnat nesting in Pagano's head. This is what you heard:
"I got an idea. Let's not punt. Instead, let's move everyone wide right except a wide receiver and a running back. Let's even put the punter way back like he is in punt formation even though the ball is across the field. And then let's have the wide receiver be the center and the running back be the quarterback. Oh.....oh... and then, when the Pats move four guys over the ball, let's snap it anyway! They'll never expect that. And I will be CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!"Pagano!!! Hard on!! Here's another idea... try an onside kick in the first half.
As Pats fans, Hoodie gives us adjustments to 2-9 defenses, 4 tight end sets, eligible tackles and ineligible running backs and lots of wins. Pagano gives Colts fans....the Swinging Fukkin' Gate, a play that doesn't even work in Pop Warner. But hey, they were leading at halftime, so might as well raise another banner. And let's extend a big fat Go Fuk Yourself to Ryan Grigson, the Indy media and those sorry fans who thought a deflated football cake was gonna get them the win.