Friday, August 28, 2015

The Hypocrisy Of A President

Per his usual shamelessness, B. Hussein Obama has once again used tragedy to push forth his political agenda.  This time, after a reporter and photographer were gunned down by a disgruntled, mentally ill gay black man on live television, Prez Barry jumped on television and said, "What we know is that the number of people who die from gun-related incidents around this country dwarfs any deaths that happen through terrorism."

What the fuk does terrorism have to do with this murder?  Why is it even being raised except as a way to tell Americans that terrorism is not really that big a deal.  This guy will take any chance he can to minimize terrorism, to the point that many wonder what side he is on.  From setting terrorists free from Gitmo to trying to hide the terrorism cause of Benghazi to now this, it certainly seems to me like he is rooting for terrorism.  But that's an argument for a different day.

BHO has decided to seize the deaths of two young Americans to advocate for gun control while saying fukkin' NOTHING about mental health care issues that continue to plague this country.  Because, you know, mental health care - ain't nobody got time for that.  Understand this... we will NEVER stop a madman from getting his hands on a gun.

So I'm curious... where was Obama's push for gun control when 32 year old Katie Steinle was shot in the back by an illegal immigrant in San Francisco on July 1?  It was non-existent...  in fact, he said NOTHING about gun control or anything else after that well-publicized incident.  Obama did not make one of his patented emotional speeches following Katie Steinle's murder, like he did after the Charleston church shooting, Tayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Freddie Gray.  There was no call for justice.  No soul searching.  No "Katie could have been my daughter."  He was fukkin' silent!!

Oh, he DID send a "White House official" out to the podium to discuss the San Fran shooting.  But it had nothing to do with Kathleen Steinle.  Instead, the spokesman used the incident to blame Republicans in Congress for their stall tactics on immigration reform.

Let's step back and take a breath.  Read that again so you can get it straight... the shooter in San Fran had been deported 5 times.  He had 7 felony convictions and was on parole in Texas at the time of the shooting.  He was released from his deportation case and ran to San Francisco because, as an administration supported sanctuary city for ILLEGAL immigrants, he could stay there without worry of being deported.  And ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENT, this is somehow the fault of Republicans in Congress.

Here's another little fact that NOBODY talks about.  Between 2010 and 2014, this administration  released from ICE custody 121 CRIMINAL aliens who had active deportation cases at the time of their release and went on to subsequently be charged with murder.  I'll do the math for you.. THAT IS ONE MURDER CASE EVERY TWELVE DAYS INVOLVING A PERSON WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEPORTED!!!  So, of course, Obama stayed silent.  His agenda could only be hurt by keeping this shooting in the news.  (directly from a 2015 letter from ICE Director Sarah Saldana to Congress.  Page 5 - Question #8)

If you are keeping score, when a mentally ill gay black man murders two white people, it's the gun's fault.  And when an illegal immigrant convicted felon murders a white woman, it's the Republicans' fault.  And when a white cop kills a black man, it's racism's fault.  Rest assured, had the gunman in San Francisco been a white American and the victim a 32 year old black female, Obama would NOT have been so silent.  His hypocrisy should surprise NOBODY!!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Georgia High School Flips Off Political Correctness!!

You know me.  I have no loyalty to any church or religion.  Don't give me rules and then ask for my money.  We get enough of that shit from Congress.  And the existence of a big giant invisible creator up there sitting on a puffy cloud throne with open arms and a forgiving heart who looks like George Burns in birkenstocks is not something about which I can be sure.  But I do know that his name is on my money and that he keeps me safe during sneezes.

But my short and curlies got all twisted this morning when I read about the latest government approved assault on Christianity, under the faux (N'awlens speak for BULLSHIT) blanket of "separation of church and state."  In the same country that protects the freedoms of Muslims and Buddhists and snake charmers, Christians are continuously being forced to keep their shit to themselves.

Member of West Lauren High School Marching Band
In Georgia, the West Laurens High School football team and marching band have always paired faith with their Friday night games with a tradition of one person offering a pre-game prayer over the PA system, followed by the band performance of How Great Thou Art before the national anthem.

Well, that pissed off some hummus eater who filed a complaint with the Washington D.C. based Americans United for Separation of Church and State.  I'll get to these assholes in a minute.  So, of course, AU fired off a letter to the school district, claiming that the opening prayer followed by a religious hymn was "plainly unconstitutional."  The letter also stated, "The presentation of prayers at school sporting events violates the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution."

The school board in West Laurens pussied up and this year has replaced the opening prayer with a moment of silence.  Fukkin' cowards!

But the people of West Laurens had something else in mind.... a collective "STAY OUT OF OUR GOD BUSINESS" to the school board and to American United.  On Friday, the Raiders opened their 2015 season.  And instead of one person saying a prayer, the entire stadium recited The Lord's Prayer.  The band, not to be outdone and instead of How Great Thou Art, then played Amazing Grace!

Shove your hummus up your ass!!  
You can't tell us how we will pray or what we will sing.

Back to this idea of separation of church and state and the American United for Stomping Christianity.  First off, publicly offering prayers or playing religious songs is not "unconstitutional."  As a matter of fact, quite the opposite: banning someone or some group from practicing their religion is unconstitutional.

The term "separation of church and state" does not exist in the Constitution.  The Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to which AU jerks off actually reads, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

The term "separation of church and state" comes from a letter from Thomas Jefferson in 1802 to the Danbury Baptist Association which was concerned that Anglicism was to become the official religion of the government.  The fukkin' AU even uses that letter as their header on their website, right above a link where one can "file a complaint."  Maybe these fukkers ought to actually READ the Constitution before using it as some kind of weapon against Christianity.


Thursday, August 20, 2015

Freeing The Nipple At Hampton Beach On Sunday

On the seventh day, God rested.  A week's worth of creating shit makes an old dude tired, you know.  Well, this week, the seventh day ain't for resting.  That's cuz it's International Show Us Your Tits Day.  Yeah, I know the official name is World Topless Day and it is celebrated annually on whatever Sunday is closest to August 26th and is meant to empower women and end female censorship.  Blah blah blah... just drop your tops already!     

Oh, the paradox!  Stare or run the fuk away.
Excuse me maam, do you have to wear your bra backwards?
Hampton Beach will be the site of one such areola-palooza.  The Free The Nipple movement will be taking over the hot sands of New Hampshah's biggest beach on Sunday, which means you had better get there early, grab some Blink's Fry Doe and find a good seat for the Booby Parade!  Women's rights groups can talk about this being a protest for equality all they want.  But even guys who hate the beach are going to Hampton on Sunday and it ain't because they are all in on equality.  It's cuz they wanna see titties.  Sorry ladies.  It's how we're programmed.  I understand that there will be plenty of sand draggers and fried eggs left over from the ERA movement scaring little kids at the playground.  But even if there is a chance of one JLHish type rack, I'm there with fukkin' bells on!!  

As an event, I'm all in favor of topless protests.  But as a movement, fuk that shit.  Once the nipple has been freed and women are runnin' around all willy nilly with no tops on, the mystique of seeing the boob will be gone.  Listen... it's cuz women DON'T want everyone to see their girlie goods that makes them awesome.  But if they're all over the place, that fun is GONE.  And I like fun.  

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Ban Tobacco, But Keep Them Beer Sales Going!

Mayor Maahty says our ballparks are for creating healthy futures.  He said he is doing the right thing as a community for our young people.

Curt Schitting says he supports banning any kind of tobacco at Fenway Park.  He says "If this law stops just one child from starting, it's worth the price."

John Henry says he supports the ordinance to ban tobacco at his ballpark.  Ya know, cuz he doesn't want the young Sawx fans to have to watch some dude (or chick, I guess) dippin' on some snuff.  Don't want them picking up bad habits, ya know.  Cuz it's all about the children.

In case you missed it or in case you are in Pennsylvania calling for Tom Brady to be executed, the mayor of Boston has gotten together with Curt Schilling in a plan to propose an ordinance that will ban smokeless tobacco from Fenway Park and all other sports venues in the city of Boston.  Because they are worried about the children.  Note to Mayor Maahty...  doing business with Schilling is the same as taking a giant leap head first into a pile of elephant shit.  It's STOOPID!!!

So, here's a fukkin' question for you three assholes:   Um, what about the fukkin' NINE DOLLAR BEERS???  Oh, that's right.  Because beers make you a shit ton of money, it's okay for an 8 year old to dodge drunks while slurping a sundae from a mini-helmet.  It's perfectly okay for a couple of obnoxious BU bitches in pink Ellsbury shirts puke all over each other while Johnny is fixing his panda hat.  No worries there.... cuz beer makes us money.