Thursday, October 29, 2015

Doubling Down On Pussification Today

Ya know those faded blue Chuck Taylor's you have stuffed away in your closet behind your paisley luggage and a dusty exercise ball?  Well, don't you dare think about putting those babies on and walking into a California school.  That's because those canvas beauties with the red star on the outside ankle would be deemed "gang-related" in this nation of pussies in which we live.  You think I'm fukkin' with ya?  

A 12 year old honors student was sent home from school with a dress code violation for wearing this shirt:

Administrators tell us that the shirt is deemed "gang-related" because of the star in the upper left of the design.  They claim that because the star is associated with the Norteno gang, this shirt blurs the line between free speech and safety.  SAFETY???  Holy fukkin' shit!!  So, because some collection of northern California drug runners with a gang code have associated themselves with a star, honor students wearing stars on shirts bought at fukkin' Kohl's are sent home?  Good thing Converse sneakers and Starter jackets are out of style.   

Oh... and the other pussified bullshit that made the news this week, of course coming from MSNBC.  Melissa Harris-Perry has a Saturday show on MSNBC.  Obviously because Saturday is the wasteland of news shows, where talent-less hacks go to spew idiocy.  Harris-Perry was interviewing someone named Alfonso Aguilar about Paul Ryan.  Aguilar described Ryan as a "hard worker" in Washington.  Harris-Perry stopped Aquilar in his tracks to caution him about using the term "hard worker" so freely.  Because, according to this fukkin' crazy ass bitch, that term is offensive to slaves and working women.  HUH?   I got nothing else ... read the interview for yourself HERE.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

#WeatherGirlsLivesMatter

Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!  Hurricane Patricia has made landfall in Mayheeco.  Hold on to yer sombreros, board up your pueblos and grab yer jumpin' beans!  She's a nasty beetch.

Mexican government officials are putting their emergency preparedness to the test this weekend.  Patricia is hammerin' 'em with 160 mph winds and Angry God type rains.  Residents are preparing for widespread damage, power outages and complete and total fukkery.  I sure hope they have protected their most important citizens... please keep the weather girls safe from harm!

How do you know she's NOT talking about the hurricane?

Shitz n' Giggles has created a gofundme page for the Weather Girl Hurricane Relief Fund.  We will use all proceeds to fly Mayta, Yanet, Keren and Sugey and all of their colleagues to the safe haven of the Granite State.  Just look at these faces.  I can almost hear Sara McLachlan, can't you?  How can you turn your back in their time of need?  For just $1.35 a day, you can fill my office with las meteorologistas!!  And save a life at the same time.

Yanet Garcia
Estefania Caballero
Keren Rios
Mary Gamarra
Mayta Carranco
Sugey Abrego
Susana Almeida

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Hillary's Pants Are Still On Fire!!!


You all remember Brian Williams, right?  The dude who was fired from his job as a news anchor because he made up some stories about crash landing in a Chinook chopper under enemy fire and some other fukkin' nonsense because he wanted to exaggerate his importance in this world.  Yeah, that dick.

But I wonder if you remember this story from the last time this fukkin' corrupt lying bag of douche drizzle ran for President.  During a campaign speech on foreign policy in 2008, trying to make a case that she somehow gained some foreign policy experience while her husband was banging interns at the office, Hillary shared this story of a visit to Bosnia in 1996:
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."  Clinton added that the feeling in the White House at the time of her visit was “if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady.”
The day after telling this story, Hillary was asked again about that trip to Bosnia 12 years earlier.
"There was no greeting ceremony, and we were basically told to run to our cars.  Now, that is what happened."
But ya see, Hillary fans... that never happened.  Just like Whitewater, email servers and the fake concussion to avoid Benghazi, her pants are always on fukkin' fire!!  Oh, she landed in Bosnia for sure.  And she walked along the tarmac and was given a poem by a little girl.  Video footage confirms that.  So a week later, Hillary had to confess her sins.  And she actually tried to categorize her lying as evidence that she was a normal person.  She claimed that she "mis-spoke" and said she meant that she was told there COULD be a THREAT of sniper fire.
"So I made a mistake.  That happens.  It shows I'm human, which for some people is a revelation."
MADE A MISTAKE???  You don't make mistake about being under sniper fire.  You either dodged bullets or you didn't.  You did not misspeak!  YOU LIED!  Like Brian Williams lied.  Williams' lies made him unfit to be a news anchors. But Hillary's library of lies somehow makes her human and a good choice to lead our country!  Fukkin' unbelievable.

Remember when she was on the Today Show a week after 9/11 and told us all that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center and ducked into a coffee shop just before the first plane hit, a move that saved her life?  Yeah, that didn't happen either.

And when she told us all that she and Billy were "dead broke" when they left the White House?

And that she only used one email server.

Oh yeah... and when she told us that the US Embassy in Libya was attacked in response to a "disgusting video on YouTube" when in fact she and her advisers had already been informed that a terrorist group had claimed responsibility for the attack.

Oh, she's a fukkin' beauty!  But you are all still gonna vote for her.


Friday, October 2, 2015

Oregon Shooter Targeted Christians. Hate Crime? Shhhhh!

Wait!  What?  But it was a Gun Free Zone!  
How could this be?



Stricter gun laws are needed, huh?  Umpqua Community College has its own rules on guns - they are prohibited on campus.  So how could this shooting have happened when federal law expressly prohibits murder and guns are not even ALLOWED on UCC campus?  What's that?  Bad guys break laws??  The fuck you say!!!

Word is that the shooter targeted Christians.  Will Obie and the media call this a hate crime?  Will he demand tolerance?  Oh, that's right.  Christians are on their own.