Monday, February 15, 2016

Scalia's Passing: It's All About The Scorecard

It's complete asshole-ageddon in Washington this President's Day, where both parties are flexin' their tonsils with nonsense and hypocrisy.  Yeah, I know... what else is new?  The Republicans are demanding that B. Hussein hold off on nominating a new Supreme Court justice so that the new President can do that.  Meanwhile, the Democrats are espousing a new found love of Constitutional procedure, which is like John Daly preaching about healthy living.

Justice Antonin Scalia
I'll tackle the GOP first... While I would rather Obama hold off and let the new President nominate the next justice, that is not how it works and I have to be okay with that.  First of all, who's to say the next POTUS is gonna be a good guy.  What if the next Commander in Chief is, you know, a former First Lady or a socialist hippie?  BHO says he is going to nominate someone.  And Mitch McConnell says he's going to lead the filibuster to keep Obama's nomination from confirmation.  McConnell said that the "American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice."   Um, Mr. Mitch.. the American people did have a voice when they re-elected Obama.  We gave him another four years and he still has a year left to do his job.  That's life.  Quit being a sore loser and spend more time trying to find a Republican candidate who can energize the American people with ideas and leadership instead of fluff and vulgarity.  Antonin Scalia is being memorialized by conservatives as a hero to the Constitution.  But at the same time, they are demanding that the President ignore the same Constitution.  Pick a side assholes.  And stick with it.

President Obama on Saturday night promised to "meet his constitutional responsibilities" and name a new justice in due time.  That's funny, huh?  Since when is meeting his constitutional responsibilities EVER his priority?   His public dismissal of all things checks and balances (I have a pen and a phone) has been a blatant violation of his charge to "take care that laws are faithfully executed."  The Constitution is clear that the President has "no authority to suspend the enforcement of laws, particularly of statutes."  Yet he has suspended many parts of his very own Affordable Care Act without acts of Congress.  The Budget Act of 1974 calls for the President to submit his budget to Congress by the first Monday of February every year.  Obama has missed that deadline in 6 of his 8 years (some years as much as three months late).  The Constitution and laws mean nothing to this man, yet today he promises to meet his Constitutional responsibilities.

With the Republicans acting the fools at the debate the other night, high ranking Democrats have jumped up on their imaginary moral high ground lecturing GOP senators to uphold their sworn duties to democracy.  WigWam Warren posted on Facebook:
Senate Republicans took an oath just like Senate Democrats did. Abandoning the duties they swore to uphold would threaten both the Constitution and our democracy itself. It would also prove that all the Republican talk about loving the Constitution is just that — empty talk.
She was likely to busy smokin' the peace pipe in 1987 when the Democrat led senate promised an all-out fight against whoever Reagan would nominate once liberal Justice Lewis Powell retired in June of that year.  Led by drunk driver Teddy Kennedy and Dumbass Joe Biden, the senate rejected Reagan's first nominee (Robert Bork) and chased his second nominee (Steven Ginsburg) into withdrawing before relenting for the more moderate Anthony Kennedy.  Thanks to the politics of the Democrat controlled Senate, the Supreme Court went 8 months with a vacancy.  Back then, I guess upholding their sworn duties to democracy was not really a thing.

What I found even more troubling this weekend was the outright celebration over the death of a Supreme Court justice on social media by the moonbats who will be voting for Hillary or Bernie in November.  He was 79 years old, married for 66 years, father of 9 and grandfather of 28.  Yet, the hate-filled social media posts were so shameless, one would think that Scalia personally ruined the lives of millions.  One asshole said publicly that she hasn't been this happy about someone's death since Bin Laden.  Another said, "Fuck you Scalia.  Rot in hell.  Learn the law while you're down there, bitch." and included a link to the Dred Scott decision of 1857.  Sure is the party of tolerance, where tolerance means "agree with me or I'll wish you dead."

I understand that Scalia was as conservative as one can get and held diametrically opposing views to those of the liberal left and even many Republicans.  He was anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage and anti-affirmative action.  He was a Supreme Court justice who was best known for his scathing dissents, probably because he was always dissenting.  But ultimately, he was true to his belief that this nation shall remain true to the text of the Constitution and the "ordinary meaning" of statutes.  He was considered an "originalist" or a "textualist."  He did not believe in the idea of a "living Constitution" that changes with the times.  And he would never waiver from that philosophy, even if it created the perception of hate and bigotry.  But I would argue that the Supreme Court is comprised of nine justices for the sole purpose of having a wide range of thought and opinion to form decisions.  Anything less would be a disservice to the Constitution.

In Scalia's time on the Court, his interpretations and opinions lost much more than they won.  In his words, his victories were a "damn few."  So for assholes to celebrate his passing makes no sense to me.  With Scalia on the bench, the court has continuously upheld Roe v Wade.  It ruled in favor of same-sex marriage in two cases, including legalizing same-sex marriage in all 50 states in 2015.  In 2003, the court struck down sodomy laws that were in place in 14 states, making same-sex, consensual sexual activity legal.  In 2010, the court allowed that corporations and unions can spend unlimited amounts on elections.  And in 2012, the court upheld Obamacare.  Yes, all of this happened with Scalia dissenting.  However, civil dissent is a vital matter of public discourse, and without it, anarchy would prevail.

So thank you Mr. Scalia.  For your service and devotion to our Constitution.  I will not be dancing in the streets with the liberal jackasses!

Thursday, February 11, 2016

The Democratic Party Thinks Your Vote Cannot Be Trusted.

Dear Democrats,

Are you pissed yet?  You know that your heroes think you are a bunch of idiots, right?  That B. Hussein and Hillary and Maggie fukkin' Hassan think you can just barely strap on a pair of velcro sneakers and cross the street for a cookie.  You know that your fukkin' idols also believe you cannot be trusted with your vote.  So they will just do it for you.  You know that, right?  They don't just use dead people and illegal immigrants anymore.  Oh no.... they also use SUPERDELEGATES.

So, be sure to exercise your voting privilege this election season.  You can do that by wiping your ass with the ballot because that's how your party is treating your vote.

P.O. Dunk 

It is no secret on these pages as to how I feel about the liberal leanings of the jackass party.  The lifeline for the Democrats is clear... grow the government to the point that people think they cannot do ANYTHING without them.  They increase programs and provide assistance to people with the sole intent of making sure those people become dependent on their government handouts.  Self-sufficiency is kryptonite to the Democrats.  Because as soon as people start earning their own money, making their own success, then those same people who were trained to need the government may stop needing their help afterall.

The Democrats are a wonderful bunch.  They tout their policies and liberal agenda as if it's a passionate, humanitarian fight for the people.  But in reality, their policies are rife with one common thread... they thrive on the idea that you are too stupid to control your own life, so they will do it for you.  They tell companies how to run their business.  Remember "You didn't build that."?  They tell us where and how to get health insurance.  They tell us what to feed our children for lunch.  They don't trust your ability to be a responsible gun owner.  Quite simply, the Democrats are the furthest thing from being the "Party of the People."  That's because they think you are just too fukkin' stupid to have any say in how this country is run.

Someone once said that the proof is in the pudding.  And today, the pudding is in New Hampshire and tastes like bullshit.

Uncle Bernie beat the pantsuit off of Twatsy McFukface on Tuesday by a record margin.  He smoked her ass by more than 20 points.  According to Hillary, by the way, Sanders won because New Hampshire is white.  Her words.  Not mine.  Fuk her.

After the votes of the people were counted, Sanders won 15 delegates to Clinton's 9.  Makes sense, right?  BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!  The Democrats also have their SuperDelegates.  These are high ranking Democrats in each state who can pledge their support to any candidate they choose, REGARDLESS of how the citizens vote.  New Hampshire has 8 of these assholes.  And 6 of them have pledged their vote to Hillary, giving that bitch 15 delegates in NH.  So, even though Bernie won by 20 points, they leave the Granite State tied.   Those 6 party insiders in New Hampshire who have pledged support to Hillary and made your vote meaningless are Gov. Maggie Hassan, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, Rep. Annie Kuster, and DNC members Joanne Dodwell, Billy Shaheen (same last name as Jeanne, hmmmmm) and Kathy Sullivan.

That's right, Jackasses...  your vote quite simply does not matter.  In your party, the votes of six individual people have negated the votes of 56,000 voters, the margin of victory for Sanders over Clinton.  Your party does not think very highly of your ability to choose, so they are just doing it for you.  It is important to note at this time that THE REPUBLICANS DO NOT HAVE SUPERDELEGATES.  Just sayin'.

In case you were not paying attention to your own party, there are 712 superdelegates in total.  Nationally, Hillary has secured the support of 415 superdelegates.  Bernie has 14.  It will take 2200 delegates to win the nomination and Hillary is 1/5th of the way there regardless of how you vote.  How's THAT make you feel?  

And that, my friends, is because your party does not think you are capable of making the right choice.  Because they think you suck.  In Iowa, they decided using coin flips.  In New Hampshire, the party ignored the popular vote and awarded Hillary the same number of delegates.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

I'm Rootin' For Winning Squares, Booby Commercials and Beyonce's Backside

It's fahkin' game day in Santa Clara!  Besides TMFB and Deion Hello Sir Branch standing with the other Soopah Bole Emm Vee Pees in a pre-game ceremony, the Patsies are two weeks into their offseason, giving the rest of NFL nation some wikkid sports wood.  Whatevah, fahkahs!  Ya know, ya really should seek psychiatric attention for any boner lasting longer than two weeks.

"Who ya like in the big game?" has been the wawtah coolah question all week.  Most people are leaning toward Carolina in a rout.  And I'm with them.  Denver is flaunting the sorriest offense this side of the 2000 Ravens and their defense will not have the same impact without the benefit of crowd noise and timing a silent snap.  (Editor's Note:  With the size of that pie hole on Cam Newton's mug, he could never do a silent count anyhoo).  Josh Norman just has to wave his baseball bat at Manny Sanders and Luke Kuechly should render permanent damage on CJ Anderson's sphincter with one hit to the chest.  Peyton Manning is gonna need more than Omaha, HGH and hired goons to pull this one out.  He's gonna need to channel the clutch cakes of his better baby bruddah and the arm of his dicknose daddy to pass the Broncos to a win.  That just ain't gonna happen.  But hey Peyton, we sure hope your wife is doing okay.  You know, with all those personal health concerns she has.

HOWEVAH!!!....  I would be remiss to imply that I am in anyway a Cam Newton fan.  Oh, he's as talented as all get out and that fukker simply stepped up and OWNED the MVP award from game 1.  When he has his shit about him, he's pretty unstoppable.  Good luck to Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware today if they think rushing the edge is a good idea.  Newton will run for a hundred yards if they do that all day.  But he lost it with me when he turned his touchdown celebration into a first down celebration.  Cut the fukkin' shit man.  Celebrate your scores and only your scores.  Give the kids footballs.  But after first downs, get back to fukkin' work.  It's too much!  And I don't say that because you're black.  So shut the fuk up with that nonsense.

As an aside... can you imagine the doomsday pout on Newton's face if by chance he loses today?  There would be no towel big enough to hide the Cuckoo's Nest Thorazine stare that he has mastered when things do not go his way!!

But gettin' down to brass tacks, let's talk commercials!  I've searched and I must sadly report that Carl's Jr. will not be titillating us with bouncing mamms and greasy burgers during Super Bowl Large.  Remember Charlotte McKinney last year?  Gawdam!!!

As a matter of fact, it appears that the only ad featuring double Ds is 70 year old Helen Mirren's Budweiser ad about drinking and driving.  But her "magical bosom" is partially obstructed by a towering burger and a bottle of Bud.  What da fuk, Super Bowl?  Give a dog a bone, man! No Carl's Jr!  No Go Daddy!  No Doritos chick!    IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE, CLICK THE MAGICAL BOSOM LINK ABOVE AND GET INSIDE HELEN MIRREN'S TITTIES!!!

But then again, cleavage is cleavage!  Nom nom.

Mark my words here...  all the talk tomorrow will be about Puppybabymonkey and Wedge Head.

Hello Wedgehead!!
AND, Beyonce will be performing at halftime!!!  Maybe someone should tell Coldplay that ain't nobody gonna be seeing them.