Are you pissed yet? You know that your heroes think you are a bunch of idiots, right? That B. Hussein and Hillary and Maggie fukkin' Hassan think you can just barely strap on a pair of velcro sneakers and cross the street for a cookie. You know that your fukkin' idols also believe you cannot be trusted with your vote. So they will just do it for you. You know that, right? They don't just use dead people and illegal immigrants anymore. Oh no.... they also use SUPERDELEGATES.
So, be sure to exercise your voting privilege this election season. You can do that by wiping your ass with the ballot because that's how your party is treating your vote.
|HAH! I GOT YOU AGAIN, BITCHES!!!|
The Democrats are a wonderful bunch. They tout their policies and liberal agenda as if it's a passionate, humanitarian fight for the people. But in reality, their policies are rife with one common thread... they thrive on the idea that you are too stupid to control your own life, so they will do it for you. They tell companies how to run their business. Remember "You didn't build that."? They tell us where and how to get health insurance. They tell us what to feed our children for lunch. They don't trust your ability to be a responsible gun owner. Quite simply, the Democrats are the furthest thing from being the "Party of the People." That's because they think you are just too fukkin' stupid to have any say in how this country is run.
Someone once said that the proof is in the pudding. And today, the pudding is in New Hampshire and tastes like bullshit.
Uncle Bernie beat the pantsuit off of Twatsy McFukface on Tuesday by a record margin. He smoked her ass by more than 20 points. According to Hillary, by the way, Sanders won because New Hampshire is white. Her words. Not mine. Fuk her.
After the votes of the people were counted, Sanders won 15 delegates to Clinton's 9. Makes sense, right? BUT WAIT A MINUTE!! The Democrats also have their SuperDelegates. These are high ranking Democrats in each state who can pledge their support to any candidate they choose, REGARDLESS of how the citizens vote. New Hampshire has 8 of these assholes. And 6 of them have pledged their vote to Hillary, giving that bitch 15 delegates in NH. So, even though Bernie won by 20 points, they leave the Granite State tied. Those 6 party insiders in New Hampshire who have pledged support to Hillary and made your vote meaningless are Gov. Maggie Hassan, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, Rep. Annie Kuster, and DNC members Joanne Dodwell, Billy Shaheen (same last name as Jeanne, hmmmmm) and Kathy Sullivan.
That's right, Jackasses... your vote quite simply does not matter. In your party, the votes of six individual people have negated the votes of 56,000 voters, the margin of victory for Sanders over Clinton. Your party does not think very highly of your ability to choose, so they are just doing it for you. It is important to note at this time that THE REPUBLICANS DO NOT HAVE SUPERDELEGATES. Just sayin'.
In case you were not paying attention to your own party, there are 712 superdelegates in total. Nationally, Hillary has secured the support of 415 superdelegates. Bernie has 14. It will take 2200 delegates to win the nomination and Hillary is 1/5th of the way there regardless of how you vote. How's THAT make you feel?
And that, my friends, is because your party does not think you are capable of making the right choice. Because they think you suck. In Iowa, they decided using coin flips. In New Hampshire, the party ignored the popular vote and awarded Hillary the same number of delegates.