Monday, June 20, 2016

CBS News Producer Tries To Make A Point, Breaks Federal Law Instead

There is a shit ton of talk these days about gun laws - Mostly by people who have no gawdam idea about ANY laws pertaining to the lawful purchase of firearms.  To be honest, I am no gun aficionado.  However, I am aspiring to become a gun owner and recognize the importance of learning EVERYTHING there is to learn before I actually bring one into my house.  And that includes the laws that apply to buying, owning and carrying a firearm.

For example, in most states when making a purchase at a federally licensed firearm dealer (FFL), a buyer must, pass an electronic background check, disclose the planned use of the firearm, and complete the ATF Form 4473 as part of the transaction.

Related to this, two sections of the federal law are as follows:
18 U.S.C. § 922(a)(6) prohibits any person in connection with the acquisition or attempted acquisition of any firearm or ammunition from a licensed importer, licensed manufacturer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector, knowingly to make any false or fictitious oral or written statement or to furnish or exhibit any false, fictitious, or misrepresented identification, intended or likely to deceive such importer, manufacturer, dealer, or collector with respect to any fact material to the lawfulness of the sale or other disposition of such firearm or ammunition.
18 U.S.C. § 924(a)(1)(A) imposes criminal penalties, such as fines and imprisonment, upon any person who knowingly makes any false statement or representation with respect to the information required by [federal firearms law] to be kept in the records of a person licensed under [federal firearms law] or in applying for any license or exemption or relief from disability under the provisions of [federal firearms law]. These false statements or representations are punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and up to 10 years in prison.
This is CBS Producer and aspiring felon!!!
I am telling you this because CBS ran a segment last Thursday on CBS This Morning to show a misinformed America how "easy" it is for someone with a clean background check to purchase a firearm without a waiting period.  In doing Obama's and Clinton's leg work as usual, CBS sent a news producer into a gun shop in Virginia to buy an AR-15.  During the purchase, she told the seller that she was buying the gun for her own use, for personal training.  She was offered free gun safety training, but she declined and told the dealer that she was to be training with the weapon with an NRA instructor.  After filling out her ATF Form 4473, provided her photo ID and passed an electronic background check.  The Democrat walked out in under an hour with an AR-15.  CBS peacocked all over the place that an untrained person with enough cash and a clean background can go in and buy an AR-15 in 38 minutes.  Hell, the 38 minutes was the purpose of them running the segment.  CBS then bragged that just a few hours after making the purchase, they then "legally" transferred the weapon over to another federally licensed firearms dealer in Virginia.  Job well done, right??

But wait a fukkin' second!  During the purchase of this weapon, according to the seller, this producer told the dealer that she was buying the gun for her own use and that she would receive personal training from an NRA instructor.   Correct me if I'm wrong, but I am pretty sure that would be KNOWINGLY MAKING A FALSE OR FICTITIOUS ORAL STATEMENT INTENDED TO DECEIVE THE DEALER.

If you watch the segment (Click here to see VIDEO), you will notice that her lies were edited out of the story.  But when the dealer saw the CBS segment, he immediately called ATF to let them know that the "buyer" provided false information and committed what is termed a "straw purchase."  A straw purchase is buying a firearm for another person and with no intention of owning the firearm yourself.  And the ATF Form 4473 makes the law and the punishment very clear in bold print just before you sign.  This is an excerpt from that form:


The ATF had better investigate this federal crime and punish that liberal media puppet with the very gun laws that they are trying to expose!!  How sweet would it be to see this dumbass sent to prison?

This is just another example of the media having no interest in actually learning the laws because they would rather play on the emotions of a misled viewer base.  Come on feds... cuff her and stuff her.  And drop that quarter million dollar fine on CBS.  Maybe Hillary will pay it for them.

Friday, June 17, 2016

Fahk It! It's Friday!

It's a give the workweek the fingah kinda Friday, fukkleberries!  Which means no time for wikkid pissa, in-depth analysis of the gawdam news today.  Nope, just some dancin' sammitches and a Whiskey Drinkin' Song!!  Tip 'em back and have a great fahkin' Fahthah's Day!

Thursday, June 16, 2016

If You Rely On Politicians To Teach You, You Deserve Your Ignorance!

Lots of people are up on soap boxes this week, espousing all kinds of opinions on gun control, immigration reform, hate crimes and terrorism.  What I am finding is that most of these people are forming their very loud opinions based on headlines they see in their Facebook newsfeed rather than actually learning things first.

But that's not you, right?  You think YOU know what happened in Orlando?  If all you paid attention to this week was the big fonts on your social media and the agendafied speeches of politicians who only want what is best for them, then I am guessing this is your idea of what happened on Sunday morning.

Some guy driven by a hatred for gays, who might also be Muslim, walked into a gay bar in Florida carrying a military assault rifle and a handgun, killed 49 people and injured 53.  This guy was able to buy his fully automatic military style assault rifle, an AR-15, that is capable of firing 500 rounds per minute, by just walking into a gun store and paying cash, despite having twice been investigated by the FBI.  If you believe Massachusetts congressman Seth Moulton, you believe that the AR-15 is the same weapon that soldiers and Marines are carrying in Afghanistan and that weapon has no business being in the hands of a civilian.  You also read somewhere that AR stands for Assault Rifle.  And you believe a person can purchase a fully automatic assault rifle at gun shows and at dealers as easily as they can buy a fishing rod or a pair of jeans.  You think that if this guy only had a handgun, he would not have killed so many people.

Well, if you believe all that, YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED AT THE DRIVE THRU!!

First of all, the shooter did NOT use an AR-15.  He used a Sig Sauer MCX.  That is actually not that big of a deal because both of those weapons are pretty similar, with the same capacity and ammo.  The point is that the media will not correct that misinformation because they know that most of the uninformed have a preconceived, emotional opinion of the AR-15.  Hell, the media loves that the general public thinks that AR stands for Assault Rifle because it feeds their anti-assault weapon agenda.  By the way, AR stands for ArmaLite Rifle!!!   Looky that!!  You're learning something.

Secondly, neither the Sig MCX NOR the AR-15 are assault rifles.  An assault rifle is defined as a military style weapon that can fire continuously or in short bursts with one pull of the trigger.  The MCX (and AR-15) are semi-automatic weapons that fire one round per trigger pull.  For the dummies out there... that's ONE TRIGGER PULL, ONE BANG!  You can hold that trigger down all day long and all you will get is a cramp.  Got it??  The MCX (and AR-15) standard magazine holds 30 rounds.  All I am doing here, by the way, is letting you know the difference between semi-automatic weapons that require a simple background check and a fully automatic military style assault weapon that can take up to 6 months to purchase.  Because if you rely on the assholes holding office to stand up there and tell you which weapons should be banned, then you are going to know NOTHING.

Florida congressman Alan Grayson got up this week and offered this pile of shit:
“If Matteen was not able to buy a weapon that shoots off 700 rounds in a minute, a lot of those people would still be alive. That’s exactly right. If somebody like him had nothing worse to deal with than a Glock pistol…he might have killed three or four people and not 50. It’s way too easy to kill people in America today and we have to think long and hard about what to do about that.”
Sure Sparky.... a single pull, single shot weapon getting off 700 rounds in a minute is a pretty fast fukkin' trigger finger, wouldn't ya say?  Or would you say that this Grayson fucknob just likes to spout nonsense to gain friends and voters?  The MCX might get off 45 rounds in a minute, but only if you are lightning quick changing magazines.  A Glock pistol with its 17 round magazine could also get off up to 45 shots if the shooter is lightning quick changing magazines.

And then there was this window licker from California.  Does he really make laws in California?  That does explain a lot!!

This is what you have - politicians in front of microphones and cameras talking about guns when the closest thing these dinks have ever come to a gun is a fukkin' XBox game or their finger and thumb.  But hey... listen to them because it's what you do.

In case you were interested in ACTUAL military assault rifles, yes, they can be purchased by civilians.  But they are pretty fukkin' expensive to purchase them legally.  I personally see no need for this, but since we are trying to learn you shit, here goes.  

The US military assault rifles of choice are the M4 carbine rifle and the M16A2.  In order to legally purchase a fully automatic ASSAULT rifle, the weapon first of all must have been made and registered with the Bureau of Achohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) prior to 1986. 

A brand new, unfired, factory Colt M16A2 is going to run you about $18,000+ while a used AR-15 conversion will run you about $9,500-$13,000+. Unlike with other firearms where you can often do installment payments for years or put it on a credit card, most NFA sellers want full funds up front.  

Once you have a price, then you gotta get to work.  You will need to get two sets of fingerprint cards done, two passport photos, and fill out a Form 4 and write a check to the Department of the Treasury for the $200 transfer tax. Once you have all this together along with the required paperwork from the seller, you will ship it all to the BATFE who will then have one of their 10 or so inspectors sit down and review it. It generally takes anywhere from 50-90 days for them to process an application. The main thing that they will be doing is running an extensive background check on you through the FBI criminal database using all your information as well as your fingerprints.  Once the paperwork finally comes back, the seller can then legally ship/transfer the weapon to you. You CANNOT take possession of it before this time or it will be the same as being in possession of an unregistered machine gun which carries a stiff penalty in federal prison.

So, despite what Hillary and B. Hussein tell you, it is NOT EASY to legally purchase an assault rifle.  But of course, these assholes have no idea what an assault rifle is.  

Monday, June 13, 2016

The United States of America: A Soft Target We Have Become

The juxtaposition is painful.  A senseless act of hate and terror in the place where dreams come true.  A radicalized Muslim went off on his own personal jihad Sunday morning in Orlando, inspired by an evil combination of hate, mental illness and religious ideology (THAT'S RIGHT... I FUKKIN SAID IT!).  In doing so, he took the lives of 49 innocent people, a punishment this terrorist deemed necessary because of who they loved and where they danced.

It is difficult to write about this without politicizing it.  Donald Trump immediately started patting himself on the back for being right with his proposed moratorium on Muslim immigrants.  That dick should have just kept his mouth shut on this one.  Hillary Clinton went straight into her gun control agenda.  Barack Obama, despite being fully briefed on the shooter's words and allegiance to ISIS, refused to call this tragedy an act of radical Islamic terrorism and lied to us by saying they did not know the shooter's motivation.  He blamed the NRA.  (Um, Benghazi anyone?) And then all three promptly hurled criticism at the other side for bringing politics into the discussion, all the while doing it themselves.

But let's be PERFECTLY clear... the evil here is not the other side - it is not the NRA, the liberal left, the conservative right or the gay and lesbian community.  The evil here is radicalized Islamic terrorism.  Yes, legally purchased guns played a role.  Yes, hatred of the LGBT community played a role.  But in case you haven't noticed, terrorists kill people without guns.  They kill straight people, gay people, young men and elderly women.  They do it with box cutters, 747s, suicide vests, pressure cookers, fertilizer bombs and YES, guns.

What pisses me off is the hypocritical leap to stricter gun control.  Hillary and B. Hussein want tighter background checks for people purchasing guns.  But they bristle at the offensive, politically incorrect thought of more thorough vetting of Syrian refugees or Muslim immigrants.  They tell us that we cannot hold all Muslims accountable based on the terrorist actions of a few.  But they have no problem assuming all gun owners will be criminals based on the terrorist actions of a few.

By the way, fuckfaces... not sure if you know this, but Florida has some pretty strict laws against mass murder.  Yet somehow, it still happened!

Yes, I agree that tighter background checks are warranted for legal gun purchases.  We have to sniff out things like mental health issues, felony convictions and, oh, I don't know, prior FBI investigations and association with known terrorists.  It might also be interesting to find out if a guy's father has a radio show in Afghanistan that spouts anti-American, pro-Taliban rhetoric.  But wait... if we hold that against this young, law abiding, slightly mentally ill Muslim, then that would make us racist, hateful and pretty fukkin' Republican, wouldn't it?

FACT:  The gunman was at the Islamic Center of Fort Pierce with Imam Shafiq Rahman two days before the nightclub attack, according to The Washington Post. That mosque was frequented by American-born suicide bomber Monar abu Salha, who blew himself up in Syria in 2014, and the two knew each other, according to officials. His association with Salha led the FBI to interview him in 2014.   But law enforcement determined at the time their contact “was minimal.”   I don't give a shit if their only contact was a two-up camel ride together, any contact with a known terrorist should warrant a one way ticket to Somefuckistan.

FACT:  On March 29th, at the Husseini Islamic Center just outside of Orlando, an Iranian sheikh and Muslim "scholar" spoke about "How to deal with the phenomenon of homosexuality."  In 2013, this prick is on video saying that the punishment for being homosexual is death.  And three years later, he gives a speech on the same subject just 30 miles from the shooter's apartment.  Just hunch, but I'm betting that on March 29th, a certain fucked up security guard was at the Husseini Center.  FYI, I do not believe this Islamic center was named after our President's middle name.

Our leaders like to say that Americans do not give in to terror.  But if our response to the deadliest act of terror in our country since 9/11 is to tighten up gun laws on our own citizens, then giving in to terror is exactly what we have done.  Because we are afraid to hurt someone's feelings.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

BHO Channeled His Inner Mel Tillis This Week

Who the fuk tripped over the teleprompter cord and unplugged it?  Apparently, there was a teleprompter crisis this week and our Communist in Chief went all Porky Pig on us...    ah-bee ah-bee ah-bee that's all folks!