It's the fukkin' holidays ya pricks. So here's a recipe you all can enjoy on Christmas Eve as you gather around the fire with your loved ones. I call it Beernog. And I stole it from Bubba J. But I ain't tellin' him. Fuk that dummy!
First, ya head over to Market Basket and get yourself a half gallon carton of Hood Eggnog and an 18 pack of Budweiser. Once you get home, you open up the eggnog and dump that shit down the sink. Then you drink a bunch of beers and open presents.
Beernog! You're Welcome.