Thursday, July 28, 2016

Bye Bye Bernie. Been A Great Week So Far in Philly!

Where do I start?  The leaked mails from the party of tolerance that took unequivocal dumps on Hispanics and Jews?  Debbie Wasserman Fragglerock quitting over those emails and then getting hired by the Queen Mother of email skullfukkery?  Cigar Willie's speech that made me throw up a little in my mouth?  The laffable shattering ceiling?  Or the Russians?  Oh those pesky Russians.  Or should I start with this morning's news that Bernie Sanders has high tailed it out of the Democrat party like Rosie O'Donuts from a Weight Watchers meeting.


Oh, you didn't hear?  Uncle Bernie up and left the Democrat party last night, announcing that he will be returning to the Senate as an Independent, the way he was originally elected in 2007.  Apparently, he was none too pleased with being porked in the poop hoop by DWS and the DNC.  Imagine that.... someone named Schultz keeping down a Jew.  Sound familiar??

Ya see Bernie... you learned first hand what the Democrats are all about.  Just like they do not believe that the low income Americans or minorities can pull themselves up on their own, they also do not believe that their own legion of voters are capable of making a good choice.  So they put policies in place (i.e. Super Delegates) that ensure the powerful Jackasses stay powerful.  Black lives?  You need us.  Women workers?  You need us.  Illegal immigrants?  You need us too.  So, don't be ridiculous and go thinking you can do it on your own.  If you want to succeed, you will have to let us do it for you.  That business you have there?  You didn't build that. We did.  And because of that, you must vote for us ad infinitum, you silly little fukkers!!  Oh, and we'll give you a free phone.  Let those big mean Republicans who worked for their own money buy their own phones.  And buy your phones too.  It's only fair.


Saturday, July 9, 2016

Don't Just Thank The Police On Facebook


Have you ever chosen to put your own life on the line to protect someone else?  Have you ever left for work knowing there is a chance that you might never see your family again because of the job that you do?

Have you ever had to act in such a way that would produce catastrophic results?  Destroy lives.  Change your own life?  Have you ever been forced to choose between your own life and the life of another human being?

Have you ever been hated, vilified, harassed, taunted, spat at, had rocks thrown at you, or shot at just because of the job you have chosen and the uniform you wear?  Have you ever decided that protecting and serving your community is more important?

And have you ever walked up to a police officer and said "Thank you" eye to eye?  I don't mean saying thank you on Facebook, posting a thin blue line image on your Instagram or writing in a blog about your gratitude for the police.  I mean, have you ever seen a police officer working a detail and instead of bitching under your breath about the overtime pay he or she is getting, have you ever stopped and given him or her a bottle of water and a thank you?


If you are like me, you answered No to all of those questions.  But I will try change that starting today.  Even more now than ever, our police officers need to know that the people in their community are thankful for their presence and respectful of their sacrifice.  They need to see it in our faces and they need to read it in our eyes.


I could not do that job.  And neither could you.  But aren't you glad that someone else can?

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Clinton E-Mails: FBI Director ADMITS Hillary Getting Special Treatment

FBI Director James Comey stood in front of "we the people" yesterday, bent us over like the naughty bitches we are and shoved a bag of political fuksense up our collective poop hoops.  And he did not even buy us dinner!!!  But did you really, in your heart of hearts, expect that Hillary would face charges?  There is no chance in hell Attorney General Loretta Lynch would ever gift wrap the Presidency for Donald Trump by indicting the presumptive Jackass of all Jackasses.  Especially after she was publicly promised by The Shrill herself that she would keep her job in a Clinton administration.  Especially after the AG held a private meeting with the Shrill's hubby last week.  These assholes are giving transparency a whole new meaning.  I mean, they are fukkin' with laws and ethics right before your very eyes.


Enough with the spin.  Here are the facts.  And no, this is not taken from Breitbart or Hot Air.  This is taken directly from Comey's statement yesterday, which I pulled from the FBI website.  I also cite the Federal Penal Code, taken from Cornell University Law School website.  THESE ARE FACTS.
  1. Hillary used FOUR different private e-mail servers to send and receive work related e-mails during her tenure as Secretary of State.  
  2. Hillary sent or received 110 e-mails on her private e-mail that contained classified information at the time they were sent.
  3. Hillary sent or received an additional 2,000 e-mails that contained information that became classified after the fact ("up-classified").
  4. The FBI also found "several thousand" work related e-mails that were NOT turned over to the FBI by Clinton.
  5. Of those e-mails not turned over by Clinton, three of them contained classified information at the time they were sent.
  6. The FBI also "developed evidence that the security culture of the State Department in general, and with respect to use of unclassified e-mail systems in particular, was generally lacking in the kind of care for classified information found elsewhere in the government."
  7. The FBI reported that they were able to assess that "hostile actors gained access to the private commercial e-mail accounts of people with whom Secretary Clinton was in regular contact from her personal account."
  8. It was found that she used her personal e-mail "extensively while outside of the United States, including sending and receiving work related e-mails in the territory of sophisticated adversaries."
  9. They found that it is likely that other work related e-mails were not found and could not be found because Clinton's attorneys had deleted emails and cleaned the devices in such a way to "preclude complete forensic recovery."
  10. Lastly, they report that Clinton and her staff were "extremely careless" in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information.
This is the shit the FBI reported to us yesterday, while at the same time recommending that Clinton not face charges.  Except that the federal penal code tells us the opposite:

18 U.S. Code § 793 - Gathering, transmitting or losing defense information

(f) Whoever, being entrusted with or having lawful possession or control of any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, instrument, appliance, note, or information, relating to the national defense, (1) through gross negligence permits the same to be removed from its proper place of custody or delivered to anyone in violation of his trust, or to be lost, stolen, abstracted, or destroyed, or (2) having knowledge that the same has been illegally removed from its proper place of custody or delivered to anyone in violation of its trust, or lost, or stolen, abstracted, or destroyed, and fails to make prompt report of such loss, theft, abstraction, or destruction to his superior officer— Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
Is extreme carelessness different than gross negligence??  If so, please fill me in.

Not only does the penal code dictate that such activity would be a felony, Director Comey even said as much in his statement yesterday:
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now."
He told us straight out that Hillary gets to play by different laws.  And he did it with a smile.  And a big FUCK YOU to the American people.  But then again, maybe he was just trying to avoid being the next tally on the Hillary Body Count.

Since this e-mail shit hit the fan last year, the Pathological Pantsuit has repeatedly promised the American people that she never sent or received information on her private e-mail that was classified at the time it was sent or received.  We now know this to be untrue.  Of course, I expect Hillary to run with the whole "It wasn't marked as classified, so I did not know it was classified."  Except that a small number of those classified emails "bore markings indicating the presence of classified information."  And even if they did not have those markings, there are really only two possible scenarios to extract from Hillary's denials.  It's an EITHER/OR thing, people.

EITHER: She knew she dealt with classified information and is lying about it (most likely).  Cannot have a President like that.
OR:  She really did not know that the information was classified, which means, as Secretary of State, this idiot could not tell the difference between matters of national security and whether or not to offer fukkin' scones at Chelsea's wedding.  Is THAT who you want as President?

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Happy 5th of July.

Did not see this until today.  But what the hell - you can study this every day for a year to plan for next year's wikkid awesome Independence Day cookout.