Thursday, April 13, 2017
Easter Weekend... I have a few questions
All around the globe, Christians are celebrating the resurrection of their lord Jesus Christ this weekend. They celebrate his last loaf of bread, his final breath and his mysterious yet predictable fulfillment of his promise to rise from his own death and save us from our sins.
So of course, I have questions.
What does INRI mean? (I don't really want to know)
At what point did a giant bunny with painted eggs become part of the story?
If he rose on the third day, shouldn't it be Easter Monday?
What's so good about Good Friday?
Why are the Greeks a week later than the rest of the Christians??
Who were those two miserable bastards crucified alongside Christ, and what did they do?