We here at Shitz n Giggles are starting a grass roots movement to bring Fat Twosday into our work places... so I encourage you to bring some beads to the office and let nature take its course. Happy Mardi Gras, ya fuks!
But in the meantime, we do have business at hand. I owed you all this particular celebration last week when the SI Swimsuit edition hit the stands. But Jennifer Love Hewitt's birthday always takes precedent. So a week late, let's congratulate another Mount Rackmore legend for her zipper bustin' return to the cover of SI. I learned this year that Kate Upton is a whiny bitch who doesn't like it when her boyfriend Justin Verlander is passed over for the Cy Young. But then again, I don't talk with her very much, so I don't care how whiny she is. Ya know... cuz of the bewbs!! Throw this girl some beads fahchrissake!!
|Ta hell with the cold... let 'em rip!|
|That's me congratulating her a few years ago for her last cover appearance.|
|The greatest profile since the Lincoln penny.|