|I don't know what the fuk it says on her finger... but then again, what finger?|
Friday, February 24, 2017
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Here's to the twins that got this whole journey started way back when. The Queen Mother of all First Ladies, she's like our Martha Washington, Susan B. Anthony, Rosa Parks and Loretta Lynn all rolled into one. Jennifer Love Hewitt may not fill the same cuppage as a Sofia Vergara, Kate Upton or Christina Hendricks - she wears the smallest sweater of the four on our Mount Rackmore!... but gawdam they are perfect!!! When I was in school, I mastered the art of turning a D- into a B+... But JLH has reversed that and somehow she is able to make a C look like a couple Ds!! She just seems to wear everything the right way. Just ask Ellen.
Jennifer turns 38 today. February 21st has become like Christmas here at SnG! Hark the fukkin' herald angels sing, for unto us a queen was born in Waco, Texas and all was made good again. Really good, I tell you. In this story, tho, the three Wise Men brought 3 gifs.... thank you guys!
Friday, February 17, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
For the record, the Grand Boobah of Shitz n' Giggles hereby declares that Halle Berry just may be the most beautiful woman in the world from forehead to chin! And she ain't so bad from chin to belly button either. She's got the kind of beauty you could take home to Momma, take out to a gala or take on a fishing trip and show all the fish how pretty your date is. There really is very little argument here. There may be some women who are her equal... but you'd be hard pressed to convince me there is anyone MORE beautiful. Oh, and not to mention - #thoseboobstho!!! Well then.
THESE are the kind of curling exercises I can get into.
That time when she got herself some pregnancy boobs!!!